☠️ NIGHTMARE NOEL HOLIDAY BUNDLE 🎄

STAY SPOOKY. LIFT HEAVY. STAY PEACHY. 🍑

$150 | EXCLUSIVE HOLIDAY PRE-ORDER

🚨 CHRISTMAS ORDER CUTOFF: NOVEMBER 1, 2026

MADE TO ORDER: Please allow approximately 4–6 weeks for production, plus an additional week for processing and shipping. Order by November 1st for the best chance of delivery before Christmas. Holiday delivery is not guaranteed.

'Tis the season to lift heavy and look a little unhinged, babes. ☠️

Forget sugar, spice, and everything nice. We're bringing skulls, Santa hats, twisted holiday cheer, and a whole lot of Peachy attitude to your winter wardrobe.

Meet the NIGHTMARE NOEL Holiday Bundle — an exclusive collection of darkly festive Peachy gear, coordinating workout essentials, and a few surprises for the babes who prefer their Christmas with a little edge.

Think gothic Christmas meets gym-rat energy. Candy canes with an attitude problem. Holiday cheer that looks like it could deadlift your entire Christmas tree.

Deck the halls? Sure.

Deck the gym in skulls and Santa hats? Absolutely.

Hit a PR and remind everyone that the only thing getting murdered this Christmas is your leg day?

Now THAT'S the spirit. 💀

No subscription. No commitment. Just twisted holiday magic with a side of gains.

🎁 WHAT'S INSIDE YOUR BUNDLE?

☠️ 1 Pair of Exclusive NIGHTMARE NOEL Peachy Shorts

Naughty. Not nice. Definitely lifting heavy.

Our exclusive NIGHTMARE NOEL print combines creepy Christmas skulls, vintage-inspired ornaments, candy canes, holly, and dark holiday details against a moody, grungy backdrop.

It's gothic Christmas with a rebellious twist — made for the babes who aren't here to blend in.

YOU choose your preferred short style and size, so you get the Peachy fit you already love in this exclusive holiday print.

Perfect for heavy lifting sessions, chasing PRs, and spreading a little holiday menace wherever you go.

One killer print. Your favorite fit. Zero silent nights.

👕 1 Coordinating NIGHTMARE PEACHY Graphic Tee

Merry Christmas, ya filthy gym rat.

Our exclusive NIGHTMARE PEACHY graphic tee features distressed gothic lettering, a Santa-hat skull, and creepy-cute holiday details inspired by the NIGHTMARE NOEL print.

It's dark Christmas energy meets unapologetic gym-girl attitude. The kind of shirt that says you came to lift heavy, break records, and maybe haunt the squat rack a little. 😉

Rock it with your matching shorts, pair it with your favorite leggings, or throw it over a sports bra when the weather turns frightfully cold.

LOOK FESTIVE. LIFT HEAVY. HAUNT THE GYM.

🍑 1 Mystery Coordinating Peachy Sports Bra

Mysterious. Mischievous. A little wicked.

We'll select a mystery Peachy sports bra to coordinate with your holiday bundle. The exact style and color are a surprise, but even the darkest holiday queen deserves a supportive bra.

And trust us — cute gym fits are kind of our thing. 😉

🎅 AT LEAST TWO FREE HOLIDAY GIFTS!

Who says creepy Christmas can't be cozy?

Every bundle includes a FREE matching red beanie and scarf to keep you warm when the temperatures drop! ❄️

And because we have absolutely zero self-control when it comes to spoiling our Peachy Babes, we're still hunting down a few extra surprises.

Will there be more goodies lurking inside your package? Maybe! We can't make promises, but we do love a good surprise.

TWO FREE GIFTS GUARANTEED. EXTRA HOLIDAY MISCHIEF? STAY TUNED. 🎁

TOTAL BUNDLE RETAIL VALUE: $300+

YOUR PRICE: JUST $150!

🎄 WANT TO COMPLETE YOUR HOLIDAY HORROR SHOW?

Love the bundle? Take your nightmare to the next level with these exclusive add-ons!

☠️ MATCHING ESUNA LEGGINGS — +$69

Take the nightmare into leg day.

Same wicked NIGHTMARE NOEL print, now in your favorite Esuna Leggings!

Bring the skull-covered Christmas chaos into your winter training wardrobe with more coverage and all the signature Peachy fit you love.

Perfect for chilly gym mornings, holiday workouts, and making an entrance wherever you go.

📱 ESUNA LEGGINGS WITH POCKETS — +$80

Because even nightmares need somewhere to stash their stuff.

Everything you love about our Esuna Leggings, featuring the exclusive NIGHTMARE NOEL print, with the added convenience of pockets for your phone and essentials.

Cute. Functional. Slightly threatening.

As all good holiday gym gear should be.

Choose standard leggings (+$69) OR pocket leggings (+$80).

🎁 MATCHING NIGHTMARE PEACHY HOLIDAY HOODIE — +$50

Cozy enough for Christmas morning. Dark enough for the rest of the year.

Featuring the same exclusive NIGHTMARE PEACHY graphic as your tee, this coordinating hoodie is perfect for freezing gym mornings, post-workout coffee runs, and curling up after absolutely destroying leg day.

Consider it your official uniform for surviving the holidays without decking anyone who asks if you've finished your Christmas shopping. 😉

💥 MINI JACKED PACK — +$79

Oh, you thought the nightmare was over?

NOT EVEN CLOSE. 🔥

Add our MINI JACKED PACK and score THREE more goodies:

• 1 Tactical-Style 9L Sling Pack — Compact, functional, and ready for all your gym essentials.

• 1 UNRELEASED Peachy Sports Bra — Get your hands on exclusive Peachy gear before it hits the shop!

• 1 UNRELEASED Pair of Peachy Shorts — YOU choose your preferred inseam: LONG or SHORT!

That's TWO unreleased Peachy pieces PLUS a tactical-style sling pack for just $79!

New gear. Secret releases. More Peachy.

Basically, Christmas came early — and it brought gains. 💋

☠️ YOUR HOLIDAY. YOUR PEACHY. YOUR NIGHTMARE.

Start with your $150 NIGHTMARE NOEL Holiday Bundle, complete with your choice of shorts, a coordinating graphic tee, mystery sports bra, and at least TWO FREE holiday gifts.

Then make it your own with matching leggings, a cozy hoodie, or the Mini Jacked Pack.

Because around here, we believe in strong glutes, dark Christmas aesthetics, questionable holiday behavior, and lifting heavy enough to make the ghosts of your past PRs proud.

MERRY LIFTMAS, YA FILTHY GYM RATS. 💀

STAY SPOOKY. LIFT HEAVY. STAY PEACHY. 🍑

🚨 IMPORTANT ORDER INFORMATION

🎄 CHRISTMAS ORDER CUTOFF: NOVEMBER 1, 2026

Ordering for Christmas? Place your order by November 1st!

NIGHTMARE NOEL Holiday Bundles are MADE TO ORDER and require approximately 4–6 weeks for production, plus an additional week for processing and shipping.

November 1st is our recommended ordering deadline to allow sufficient time for holiday delivery. Orders placed after this date may not arrive by Christmas. Production timelines are estimates, and carrier delays are outside our control.

Christmas delivery cannot be guaranteed, regardless of order date.

📦 PRE-ORDER / MADE-TO-ORDER

This bundle is a pre-order, not an in-stock, ready-to-ship item. Please account for the full production and shipping timeline when ordering.

🍑 CUSTOMIZATION & MYSTERY ITEMS

Choose your preferred shorts style and size at checkout. Mystery sports bra styles and colors are selected to coordinate with your bundle and may vary.

Your FREE red beanie and scarf are included with every bundle. Additional surprise gifts, if any, are subject to availability.

🎁 OPTIONAL ADD-ONS

Matching Esuna Leggings (+$69), Esuna Leggings with Pockets (+$80), the NIGHTMARE PEACHY Holiday Hoodie (+$50), and the Mini Jacked Pack (+$79) are optional upgrades.

Standard and pocket leggings are alternative selections, not a combined upgrade.

🚨 NO DISCOUNT CODES — THIS NIGHTMARE IS ALREADY A DEAL!

Discount codes cannot be used on the NIGHTMARE NOEL Holiday Bundle or its add-ons.

Yes, even if you receive an email or text from us with a discount code.

We know. The timing is suspicious. The irony is horrifying. Our automated system occasionally has a mind of its own, and apparently, it enjoys a little holiday mischief. 😂

But this bundle is already packed with exclusive holiday gear, FREE GIFTS, and over $300 in retail value — all for just $150!

Discounts cannot be stacked, combined with this offer, or applied retroactively.

No sneaky shortcuts. No summoning the discount-code demons. Not even a little witchcraft to squeeze one more present out of the North Pole. 🎅

And please don't make our Customer Service team descend into the depths of Christmas chaos trying to explain it. They've survived enough nightmares this season.

Now go lift something heavy. Merry Christmas, ya filthy gym rats. ☠️🎄

STAY PEACHY, BABES! 🍑💋