{"product_id":"👻-no-rest-for-the-thick-bundle-pre-order","title":"👻 No Rest for the Thick v1 Bundle - PRE-ORDER","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePLEASE NOTE: THIS BUNDLE IS PRE-ORDER\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese pieces are HANDMADE to order and will ship in approximately 4–6 weeks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause apparently being alive wasn't exhausting enough.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWelcome to the afterlife, babes — where the drinks are questionable, the beetles are thriving, and \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eleg day is apparently eternal.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo Rest for the Thick Bundle\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e: one ridiculously stacked Halloween haul packed with Peachy favorites, spooky-season surprises, and two exclusive pieces bringing all the neon, creepy, strange-and-unusual energy we could cram into one drop.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo subscription. No commitment. No séance required.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJust \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e$175\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e for a bundle with a \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e$345 retail value\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd yes —\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFREE SHIPPING on domestic orders.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 🪲👻💀\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWHAT’S INSIDE:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🪦 1 No Rest for the Thick Oversized Tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDead tired.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eStill thick.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePriorities.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo Rest for the Thick Tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e is oversized, Halloween-ready, and serving exactly the kind of chaotic afterlife energy we believe spooky season deserves.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeaturing the smaller \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePeachy\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e artwork on the front and our oversized \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNO REST FOR THE THICK\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e graphic across the back.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThrow it over your gym fit. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWear it with leggings. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWear it with your Beetles \u0026amp; Booze shorts. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHaunt Target in it while holding an iced coffee the size of your head.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe're not here to judge your journey.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRetail $65\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🪲 1 Pair of Exclusive Beetles \u0026amp; Booze Peachy Shorts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOkay, these are fucking FUN.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIntroducing \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBEETLES \u0026amp; BOOZE\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e — our neon Halloween print inspired by all things creepy, chaotic, afterlife-adjacent, and just a little bit unhinged.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBright colors. Spooky details. Beetles. Booze.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBasically what happens when Halloween takes a vacation somewhere tropical and makes several questionable decisions.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd underneath all that chaos?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Peachy fit you already know and love.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBooty-enhancing, sweat-wicking, squat-ready, ridiculously flattering, and fully prepared for heavy squats, Halloween parties, or accidentally summoning something during your 6 AM class.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRetail $65\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💀 1 Peachy Sports Bra\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSupportive, flattering, and capable of surviving everything from heavy lifting to the emotional devastation of seeing burpees on the whiteboard.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour bra will be selected to complement your bundle, so the exact style and color are part of the surprise.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRetail $65\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🍑 1 Pair of Mystery Sculpting Leggings\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur signature squat-proof, curve-enhancing leggings featuring that \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003einsane V-cut back seam\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Peachy babes know and love.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUltra-soft, compressive in all the right places, and built to move through squats, deadlifts, cardio, errands, existential dread, and whatever fresh hell your coach programmed today.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour leggings will be a mystery selection in \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eElysium or Esuna fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRetail $98\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎃 1 Halloween Stanley-Style Tumbler\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause hydration is important.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEspecially when you're recently deceased.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour Halloween-themed Stanley-style tumbler is perfect for water, electrolytes, iced coffee, pre-workout, or whatever strange potion is keeping you functional.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRetail $25\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🧦 1 Pair of Halloween Crew Socks\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBecause committing to Halloween from the waist up would be embarrassing.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery bundle includes a pair of Halloween-themed crew socks to complete your spooky-season situation all the way down to the ankles.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRetail 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More cozy. More opportunities to concern people in the grocery store.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAND\/OR...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdd a pair of \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHalloween Horror Mystery Shorts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e for just \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e$35\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese are \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003efull-price $65 Peachy shorts\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e in a surprise horror-movie-inspired Halloween print — because apparently Beetles \u0026amp; Booze wasn't enough chaos for you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe respect that. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe catch? \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe style is a mystery. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe inseam is a mystery.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour only responsibility is to surrender control and embrace whatever horror awaits.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ecannot choose the short style or inseam\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e for this add-on. Your pair will be selected at random from our Halloween Horror assortment.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRetail $65 | Add yours for $35\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for anyone who prefers their Peachy with a little murder, mayhem, and deeply questionable decision-making. 🔪👻\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE DAMAGE: $175\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTOTAL RETAIL VALUE: $345\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThat's the oversized tee, exclusive Beetles \u0026amp; Booze Peachy shorts, Peachy sports bra, mystery sculpting leggings, Halloween tumbler, Halloween crew socks, AND mystery gift...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003efor \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e$175\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd because domestic orders over $125 ship free:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYOUR BUNDLE SHIPS FREE WITHIN THE U.S.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 📦\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou're basically getting an entire spooky-season wardrobe delivered in one box.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhether you wear it to the gym, the pumpkin patch, Halloween Horror Nights, or while wandering around your house whispering about how tired you are...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ethat's between you and the afterlife.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🚨 IMPORTANT: NO DISCOUNT CODES\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eABSOLUTELY NO DISCOUNT CODES may be used on the No Rest for the Thick Bundle.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYes, even if you receive an email or text from us containing a discount code.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur automated system is very talented at many things. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eUnderstanding boundaries is not one of them. 😂\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis bundle is already \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eheavily discounted from its $345 retail value\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e and priced specifically as a one-time package.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDiscount codes will not apply and cannot be honored retroactively.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePretty please don't make Customer Service cross over to the other side. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThey've been through enough.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 💀🍑\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e","brand":"Peachy Athletic","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58788759437472,"sku":null,"price":175.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0538\/7098\/5376\/files\/8f2c40aa-39e0-4d83-bade-8506dfea2894_aaa48790-676e-478e-a4dc-05918ca50bd5.png?v=1788197275","url":"https:\/\/www.peachyathletic.com\/products\/%f0%9f%91%bb-no-rest-for-the-thick-bundle-pre-order","provider":"Peachy Athletic","version":"1.0","type":"link"}