PLEASE NOTE: THIS BUNDLE IS PRE-ORDER

These pieces are HANDMADE to order and will ship in approximately 4–6 weeks.

Because apparently being alive wasn't exhausting enough.

Welcome to the afterlife, babes — where the drinks are questionable, the beetles are thriving, and leg day is apparently eternal.

Meet the No Rest for the Thick Bundle: one ridiculously stacked Halloween haul packed with Peachy favorites, spooky-season surprises, and two exclusive pieces bringing all the neon, creepy, strange-and-unusual energy we could cram into one drop.

No subscription. No commitment. No séance required.

Just $175 for a bundle with a $345 retail value.

And yes —

FREE SHIPPING on domestic orders. 🪲👻💀

WHAT’S INSIDE:

🪦 1 No Rest for the Thick Oversized Tee

Dead tired.

Still thick.

Priorities.

Our No Rest for the Thick Tee is oversized, Halloween-ready, and serving exactly the kind of chaotic afterlife energy we believe spooky season deserves.

Featuring the smaller Peachy artwork on the front and our oversized NO REST FOR THE THICK graphic across the back.

Throw it over your gym fit. Wear it with leggings. Wear it with your Beetles & Booze shorts. Haunt Target in it while holding an iced coffee the size of your head.

We're not here to judge your journey.

Retail $65

🪲 1 Pair of Exclusive Beetles & Booze Peachy Shorts

Okay, these are fucking FUN.

Introducing BEETLES & BOOZE — our neon Halloween print inspired by all things creepy, chaotic, afterlife-adjacent, and just a little bit unhinged.

Bright colors. Spooky details. Beetles. Booze.

Basically what happens when Halloween takes a vacation somewhere tropical and makes several questionable decisions.

And underneath all that chaos?

The Peachy fit you already know and love.

Booty-enhancing, sweat-wicking, squat-ready, ridiculously flattering, and fully prepared for heavy squats, Halloween parties, or accidentally summoning something during your 6 AM class.

Retail $65

💀 1 Peachy Sports Bra

Supportive, flattering, and capable of surviving everything from heavy lifting to the emotional devastation of seeing burpees on the whiteboard.

Your bra will be selected to complement your bundle, so the exact style and color are part of the surprise.

Retail $65

🍑 1 Pair of Mystery Sculpting Leggings

Our signature squat-proof, curve-enhancing leggings featuring that insane V-cut back seam Peachy babes know and love.

Ultra-soft, compressive in all the right places, and built to move through squats, deadlifts, cardio, errands, existential dread, and whatever fresh hell your coach programmed today.

Your leggings will be a mystery selection in Elysium or Esuna fabric.

Retail $98

🎃 1 Halloween Stanley-Style Tumbler

Because hydration is important.

Especially when you're recently deceased.

Your Halloween-themed Stanley-style tumbler is perfect for water, electrolytes, iced coffee, pre-workout, or whatever strange potion is keeping you functional.

Retail $25

🧦 1 Pair of Halloween Crew Socks

Because committing to Halloween from the waist up would be embarrassing.

Every bundle includes a pair of Halloween-themed crew socks to complete your spooky-season situation all the way down to the ankles.

Retail $16

🎁 1 Mystery Halloween Gift

One last spooky little surprise from us to you.

We're not telling you what it is because, ya know... mystery.

That's literally the whole point.

Retail $10

👻 STILL HAUNTED?

Add the No Rest for the Thick Hoodie for just $50.

More neon Halloween chaos. More cozy. More opportunities to concern people in the grocery store.

AND/OR...

Add a pair of Halloween Horror Mystery Shorts for just $35.

These are full-price $65 Peachy shorts in a surprise horror-movie-inspired Halloween print — because apparently Beetles & Booze wasn't enough chaos for you.

We respect that. The catch? The style is a mystery. The inseam is a mystery.

Your only responsibility is to surrender control and embrace whatever horror awaits.

You cannot choose the short style or inseam for this add-on. Your pair will be selected at random from our Halloween Horror assortment.

Retail $65 | Add yours for $35

Perfect for anyone who prefers their Peachy with a little murder, mayhem, and deeply questionable decision-making. 🔪👻

THE DAMAGE: $175

TOTAL RETAIL VALUE: $345

That's the oversized tee, exclusive Beetles & Booze Peachy shorts, Peachy sports bra, mystery sculpting leggings, Halloween tumbler, Halloween crew socks, AND mystery gift...

for $175.

And because domestic orders over $125 ship free:

YOUR BUNDLE SHIPS FREE WITHIN THE U.S. 📦

You're basically getting an entire spooky-season wardrobe delivered in one box.

Whether you wear it to the gym, the pumpkin patch, Halloween Horror Nights, or while wandering around your house whispering about how tired you are...

that's between you and the afterlife.

🚨 IMPORTANT: NO DISCOUNT CODES

ABSOLUTELY NO DISCOUNT CODES may be used on the No Rest for the Thick Bundle.

Yes, even if you receive an email or text from us containing a discount code.

Our automated system is very talented at many things. Understanding boundaries is not one of them. 😂

This bundle is already heavily discounted from its $345 retail value and priced specifically as a one-time package.

Discount codes will not apply and cannot be honored retroactively.

Pretty please don't make Customer Service cross over to the other side. They've been through enough.

 💀🍑