{"product_id":"🎃-no-rest-for-the-thick-v2-bundle-pre-order","title":"🎃 No Rest for the Thick v2 Bundle - PRE-ORDER","description":"\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePLEASE NOTE: THIS BUNDLE IS PRE-ORDER\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThese pieces are HANDMADE to order and will ship in approximately 4–6 weeks.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpooky season called.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eApparently it wants its ass back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet the \u003cstrong\u003eNo Rest for the Thick Bundle\u003c\/strong\u003e — an absolutely stacked Halloween haul loaded with Peachy favorites, spooky-season extras, and enough orange-and-black energy to carry you straight through October.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eClassic Halloween colors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVery un-classic Peachy behavior.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo subscription. No commitment. 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