PLEASE NOTE: THIS BUNDLE IS PRE-ORDER

These pieces are HANDMADE to order and will ship in approximately 4–6 weeks.

Spooky season called.

Apparently it wants its ass back.

Meet the No Rest for the Thick Bundle — an absolutely stacked Halloween haul loaded with Peachy favorites, spooky-season extras, and enough orange-and-black energy to carry you straight through October.

Classic Halloween colors.

Very un-classic Peachy behavior.

No subscription. No commitment. Just one seriously ridiculous amount of Peachy for $175.

And yes —

FREE SHIPPING on domestic orders. 🎃🖤🍑

WHAT’S INSIDE:

💀 1 No Rest for the Thick Oversized Tee

Because rest days are temporary.

Thickness is forever.

Our No Rest for the Thick Tee is oversized, ridiculously comfortable, and made for anyone whose Halloween plans still somehow involve picking up heavy shit.

Featuring our smaller Peachy artwork on the front and the full NO REST FOR THE THICK graphic across the back.

Throw it over your gym fit.

Wear it with leggings.

Pair it with your Orange Is the New Black shorts.

Wear it while aggressively carrying pumpkins around a farm for absolutely no reason.

Whatever feels right.

Retail $65

🧡 1 Pair of Exclusive Orange Is the New Black Peachy Shorts

Halloween's favorite color combination just got the Peachy treatment.

Introducing ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK.

Bold. Bright. Spooky. Slightly obnoxious.

Exactly how we like it.

This Halloween print brings all the orange-and-black October energy without sacrificing the thing that actually matters:

making your ass look phenomenal.

Booty-enhancing, sweat-wicking, squat-ready, and dangerously flattering — because pumpkins may be round, but they shouldn't be getting all the attention.

Wear them for lifting.

Wear them for cardio.

Wear them to hand out candy while silently judging everyone who gives out raisins.

We support all of the above.

Retail $65

💀 1 Peachy Sports Bra

Supportive, flattering, and ready for whatever fresh hell your workout has planned.

Your bra will be selected to complement your bundle, so the exact style and color are part of the surprise.

Think of it as spooky-season roulette.

But for your boobs.

Retail $65

🍑 1 Pair of Mystery Sculpting Leggings

Our signature squat-proof, curve-enhancing leggings featuring that insane V-cut back seam Peachy babes know and love.

Ultra-soft.

Compressive in all the right places.

And perfectly capable of handling squats, deadlifts, cardio, errands, pumpkin-patch nonsense, and whatever questionable decisions happen after dark.

Your leggings will be a mystery selection in Elysium or Esuna fabric.

Retail $98

🎃 1 Halloween Stanley-Style Tumbler

Because spooky season requires hydration.

Or caffeine.

Usually caffeine.

Your Halloween-themed Stanley-style tumbler is perfect for water, electrolytes, iced coffee, pre-workout, or whatever potion is currently keeping you functional.

Retail $25

🧦 1 Pair of Halloween Crew Socks

Because committing to Halloween from the waist up would be embarrassing.

Every bundle includes a pair of Halloween-themed crew socks so your spooky-season commitment goes all the way down to your ankles.

As it should.

Retail $16

🎁 1 Mystery Halloween Gift

One last spooky little surprise from us to you.

We're not telling you what it is because...

mystery.

Also because watching you guess is more fun.

Retail $10

👻 STILL HAUNTED?

Add the No Rest for the Thick v2 Hoodie in Black for just $50.

Maximum Halloween.

Maximum cozy.

Excellent for covering up after you've absolutely destroyed yourself on leg day.

AND/OR...

Add a pair of Halloween Horror Mystery Shorts for just $35.

These are full-price $65 Peachy shorts in a surprise horror-movie-inspired Halloween print — because apparently one pair of Halloween shorts is simply not enough.

And frankly?

We agree.

The catch?

The style is a mystery.

The inseam is a mystery.

Your only job is to embrace the chaos.

You cannot choose the short style or inseam for this add-on. Your pair will be selected at random from our Halloween Horror assortment.

Retail $65 | Add yours for $35

Perfect for anyone who likes their Peachy with a little murder, mayhem, and questionable decision-making. 🔪👻

THE DAMAGE: $175

TOTAL RETAIL VALUE: $345

You're getting:

The No Rest for the Thick v2 Oversized Tee.

The exclusive Orange Is the New Black Peachy Shorts.

A Peachy sports bra.

Mystery sculpting leggings.

Halloween tumbler.

Halloween crew socks.

AND a mystery Halloween gift.

ALL FOR $175.

And because domestic orders over $125 ship free:

YOUR BUNDLE SHIPS FREE WITHIN THE U.S. 📦

Basically, we put an entire Halloween wardrobe in one bundle and then made the math mildly irresponsible.

You're welcome.

🚨 IMPORTANT: NO DISCOUNT CODES

ABSOLUTELY NO DISCOUNT CODES may be used on the No Rest for the Thick Bundle.

Yes, even if you receive an email or text from us containing a discount code.

Our automated system does not understand that this bundle has boundaries.

We have tried explaining it.

It does not care. 😂

This bundle is already heavily discounted from its $345 retail value and priced specifically as a one-time package.

Discount codes will not apply and cannot be honored retroactively.

Pretty please don't make Customer Service become the thing that goes bump in the night.

🎃 ONE LAST THING...

This is a ONE-TIME Halloween bundle.

It is NOT a subscription.

One purchase.

One giant box of spooky Peachy goodness.

Approximately 47 reasons to avoid wearing normal clothes for the rest of October.

NO REST FOR THE THICK. 🧡🖤🍑